vodka-detergent:

jaegertron:

sniperj0e:

here’s a video of 7000 fireworks accidentally going off at once after a computer malfunction

god is real

TOO MUCH AMERICA FOR ONE FIELD TO HANDLE

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fruitcrocs:

how to enter:

- mbf me
- reblog this post (likes won’t be counted)
- ends 15th july (if this gets enough notes)

categories:

- best url 
- best theme
- best posts 
- cutest boy (this is my favourite category no shame) 
- cutest girl 
- best overall ye 

what you'll get:

- a follow back from me if not already
- post/selfie reblogs whenever
- blog advice 
- poll help
- my friendship, this is obviously the best prize 

GOOD LUCK!! AND THANK YOU FOR ENTERING!!! feel free to message me anything in the mean time!!banner made by dadded

fruitcrocs:


how to enter:

mbf me

- reblog this post (likes won’t be counted)

ends 15th july (if this gets enough notes)

categories:

- best url 

- best theme

- best posts 

- cutest boy (this is my favourite category no shame) 

- cutest girl 

- best overall ye 

what you'll get:

- a follow back from me if not already

- post/selfie reblogs whenever

- blog advice 

- poll help

- my friendship, this is obviously the best prize 

GOOD LUCK!! AND THANK YOU FOR ENTERING!!! feel free to message me anything in the mean time!!

banner made by dadded

(Source: fruitcrocs)

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shesaysisweartoomuch:

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

shesaysisweartoomuch:

lorriebm11:

buttpoems:

a drawing about optimism

I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard

this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time

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aa-noms-you:

pursuingthemeaning:

do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.

Calm down John Green

(Source: temptedandtried)

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There is a kind of crying I hope you have not experienced, and it is not just crying about something terrible that has happened, but a crying for all of the terrible things that have happened, not just to you but to everyone you know and to everyone you don’t know and even the people you don’t want to know, a crying that cannot be diluted by a brave deed or a kind word, but only by someone holding you as your shoulders shake and your tears run down your face.
Lemony Snicket  (via seulray)

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p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

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saykiara:

hylianears:

rebagled:

gildedgravestones:

Vintage Porcelain Covered With Hand-Painted Ants

This would stress me out

It already stressed me out, I’m gonna go lie down

nah. absolutely not.

No. No. No. This isn’t happening

Oh i would love this!

(Source: fer1972)

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consultingflatmates:

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Come and come on and RAISE YOUR RAT

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today marks two years since i made this post. holy fuck.

(Source: sextective)

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just-a-zombie-slayer:

Hey guys :3
If anyone is looking for lipstick for cosplay or anything you should try Kaoir!
It comes in so many different colors and its so vibrant and long lasting. They have the perfect Vriska and Kanaya color !
Also they DON’T test on animals~!

just-a-zombie-slayer:

Hey guys :3

If anyone is looking for lipstick for cosplay or anything you should try Kaoir!

It comes in so many different colors and its so vibrant and long lasting. They have the perfect Vriska and Kanaya color !

Also they DON’T test on animals~!

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Lipsticks!

homestuckcosplayforall:

When I cosplayed Vriska a while back, I had a hell of a time finding blue lipstick, and I know a lot of people have the same problem getting the odd colors. So I thought I’d recommend a site!

http://portlandblacklipstickco.com/

Their stuff is fantastic. It goes on really smooth and lasts all day. Seriously, I had it on a good 10 hours without reapplication, and it was still strongly there. And again, all the pigments are lip safe!

Thanks for the submission! 

-T

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nyakotsu said: where would be the best place to buy coloured contacts?

homestuckcosplayforall:

PinkyParadise

youknowit

Foureyez

That should be a good start for you! 

-T

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detectivemerlinwho:

armedforceslove:

fitemehirl:

food-and-sleep:


soldierporn:


shallowthoughtsfromadeepmind:


ohhketchum:


i-love-british-accents:


timeislove-hooah:


All the other guys are looking at her like they are so happy to see her, even if she isn’t their daughter. One of my favorite pictures.





Aw omg, the facial expressions.


I completely understand why they’re all excited. You start to miss your loved ones so much that you feel happy when someone else gets to see theirs, even if you don’t get to see yours.


There aren’t any words to describe this one.


I will never not reblog this.


Bet they don’t look at Palestinian girls like that.

Don’t

be

ignorant


soldiers aren’t monsters. They’re just doing their job

detectivemerlinwho:

armedforceslove:

fitemehirl:

food-and-sleep:

soldierporn:

shallowthoughtsfromadeepmind:

ohhketchum:

i-love-british-accents:

timeislove-hooah:

All the other guys are looking at her like they are so happy to see her, even if she isn’t their daughter. One of my favorite pictures.

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Aw omg, the facial expressions.

I completely understand why they’re all excited. You start to miss your loved ones so much that you feel happy when someone else gets to see theirs, even if you don’t get to see yours.

There aren’t any words to describe this one.

I will never not reblog this.

Bet they don’t look at Palestinian girls like that.

Don’t

be

ignorant

soldiers aren’t monsters. They’re just doing their job

(Source: the-few-the-strong)

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When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets her wings.

God bless drag queen omg

(Source: b-random)

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Why “Raggedy Man, Goodnight” was the best line that Amelia Pond has ever uttered:

doctorwho:

restnoweleven:

Because it’s the end of a bedtime story. The story of a little girl who waited in a garden and grew up to be one of the most remarkable women in the universe. The story of a woman who was forever seared onto the hearts of a raggedy man, who never forgot her. Even after she was gone, it was all still a story…a story in his head. And that’s okay. Because it was a good one. Because it was the best. This is the story of our raggedy doctor, and this is how it ends. 

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